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A man had been a missionary many years. Now retired, he returned home. Two days later he has a car crash, ends up in the hospital. The cleaning lady tries to cheer him up and says, "Mr. Ferguson, I'm so sorry you had an accident." "What accident?" he said. "What do you mean, `What accident?' Here you are all bandaged up with a broken leg and arm, and you say, `What accident?'" "Let me tell you something, dear lady," the old missionary said, "Sixty years ago I gave my life to Christ and since that time, nothing has been an accident. What you are looking at in this bed is another incident."
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